2010年10月30日星期六

BEWARE IF YOU PARK ILLEGALLY ON THE STREET

Having a traffic police man as neighbour has advantages. The most obvious is that if you and the police man get along, he knows what your car is, so when he is making his round in the neighbourhood and he watch that your car is illegally parked, instead to fine you he will call for warning you, before another agent come to the place and fines you.

But, if on the contrary, you don’t know the police man is evidence that you need to park legally on the street, because for sure that he won’t have mercy for you and the fine will be for empty your pocket and more.

So, a traffic police man always has reason that you are the offender and it isn’t question about to argue with him, because they are worst as referees: “Red card and to the jail!”

Parking illegally


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2010年10月25日星期一

BORED STORIES FOR SLEEPING WITHOUT PILLS

A local radio journalist, nicknamed “BoBoring”, retired and orphaned their listeners nightly.

It Was:


- Turn on the radio.
- Listen to his political and philosophical thoughts.
- And begin to snore loudly before than five minutes.


What nights those in which neither valerian, nor sleeping pills!


Like everything else in this life, there are those who know and seek advantage business where others are retiring.


Sleeping pills entreprise taking advantage about a bored radio journalist that died


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SHY BOY BECAME ADICTED WITH MOBILE PHONE

George was shy and not given to communicate with others. His parents, worried about this trauma, they decided to remedy the matter, and seeing that all his classmates had a mobile phone they decided to offer him one for his birthday.

They knew, for the experience with other parents, that it was to cost them a lot of money, especially when he started to communicate sending text messages, but for them, their goodwill was that Paquito tried to be more communicative with the others and don’t be so close to himself.


For George, this gift changed his entire life and too for his thumbs. He even was to join a gym where he made more friends.


Boy exercising thumbs in a gym


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2010年10月24日星期日

APPLYING FOR A JOB AS A BEACH LIFEGUARD

With the crises world to find a job is a very difficult mission, so you must highlight your candidature over the rest if you want to be apperceived by the employer.

It happened on an job offer for a place as lifeguard on a beach in Miami, where over more than thousand of curriculum vitae were presented. The responsible of human resources couldn’t believe the amount of papers that were staying on his table.


It was not question of losing more time because the summer season approached and somebody was needed for watching the beach, especially when he knew that all the candidatures were suitable for the job. So he threw into the air and space all the curriculum vitae and the first that fell into his hands was who got the job.


Gorgeous baywatch and cardiologyst attending a heart attack


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ALERT ABOUT POLLUTED WATER ON THE RIVER

The police inspector was taking some samples of water in the local river. There was the suspicion of contaminated water by nitrates and other toxic substances that local farmers used for feeding their chickens.

On the laboratory, the taken samples gave the reason to those people who believed on contamination of the river. Because they realised that when they took water of the tap for cooking, it didn’t have good colour, smell or taste.

The most citizens were caught unprepared, especially those that never saw television news or heard news on the radio... (You know, those kind of people that like being out of what happens in the world) for preventing don’t use tap water on their daily life for some days until the damage was fixed.

Alert about polluted water on the river


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SUNBATHING WITH ELECTRIC SUNLIGHT AT HOME

With the energy bill Helen received a letter where she could read the manner to proceed for choosing another different company which offered her electrical service at home. With the liberation of electrical supply to customers for part of the government, it gave a lot of people the possibility of changing if they didn’t agree with the service offered during all the life until now, with the possibility of searching new cheaper providers with a best service.

And it was not an easy task, because there were many companies that started to offer electrical service, so it was question of study all the offers, rates and benefits which you could obtain from a company to another.


After much hesitation Helen found what was perfect for her:


Women sunbathing at home using electric sunlight


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NOISE POLLUTION: HEAVY SNORING AT NIGHT

It started one summer night. When sleeping with the open bedroom window was mandatory at risk of dying melted in sweat between the sheets of the bed.

It was when his neighbours started to hear for the first time his heavy snoring:


- GROOOOOOOOOONG, FIUUUUF! ... GROOOOOOOOOONG, FIUUUUF! – repeated continuously all the night without stopping to take a breath.


The scandal was huge and the phone on the police station began to draw smoke from neighbours claiming that so tremendous noise stopped, until a policeman approached to the house of the scandalous neighbour.


Policeman fines a man who with his heavy snoring didn't leave to sleep neighbours


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